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Toni Collette upon learning of her Golden Globe snub. 

And just like that, here comes awards season.

The Hollywood Foreign Press Association kicked it off Thursday morning with its announcement of the Golden Globe nominations.

As usual, the Globes are drunk and should go home.

Though there were plenty of obvious contenders that scored multiple noms — “Vice,” “A Star Is Born,” “Green Book” — there was also an abundance of snubs, surprises and WTFs in both the movie and TV categories. (You can see the full list below.)

Here are the 10 dumbest things about this year’s Golden Globe nominations:

FILM

1. Ethan Hawke (“First Reformed”) snubbed for best actor in a drama.

It’s the best performance of the year in the best movie of the year, and I won’t say whose spot he should have taken.

But there.

Was.

Room.

The movie didn’t get a single nomination, which invalidates the whole ceremony from the get-go. Fortunately, the Globes don’t really mean anything for awards season. The Oscars will follow the tune of the actor, director and producer guilds.

2. No nominations for “Widows.”

Which should have at least scored noms for best drama and actress in a drama (Viola Davis).

3. “Eighth Grade,” “Private Life,” “Sorry to Bother You” and “Support the Girls” getting passed over for best musical or comedy.

At least “Eighth Grade” scored a much-deserved nomination for actress Elsie Fisher. “Private Life,” “Sorry to Bother You” and “Support the Girls” were ignored completely.

4. No nomination for Toni Collette!

How dare you monsters not nominate Toni Collette for her all-time-great performance in “Hereditary.” The film was shut out altogether, though I still think she stands a decent chance at an Oscar nomination.

5. No nomination for Michael B. Jordan!

What are we even doing here? It’s nice that “Black Panther” got a nom for best drama (the first superhero movie to do so). But how can you ignore the best part about the movie?

TV

6. “Atlanta” snubbed for best comedy.

But hey, at least “The Kominsky Method” made it in. Donald Glover got an actor-in-a-comedy nomination, but that was it for TV’s best show. No Zazie Beetz. No Brian Tyree Henry. No Lakeith Stanfield. No rhyme or reason to any of it.

7. “GLOW” was overlooked, too.

Though it did get a nomination for Alison Brie. To be fair, the comedy category does have three very strong nominees in “Barry,” “The Good Place” and “The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel,” but “Atlanta” and “GLOW” should have rounded it out.

8. “The Little Drummer Girl” snubbed for best limited series and actress in a limited series (Florence Pugh).

9. Emma Stone shut out for best actress in a limited series (“Maniac”).

Though she did score a nomination for “The Favourite.”

10. “Succession” snubbed for best drama.

C’mon.

Other snubs: “First Man” for best drama, director and actor (Ryan Gosling); Sam Elliott (“A Star Is Born”) for best supporting actor; “Leave No Trace” for best drama, director and supporting actress; “Paddington 2” and “Wildlife” were shut out, and “A Quiet Place” earned just one nomination (for best original score). And would it have been so hard to give Nic Cage a best actor nomination for “Mandy”? (Not joking.)

On the TV side, the Globes entirely overlooked “This Is Us,” “Better Call Saul” and “House of Cards.”

A reminder: None of this matters. But still.

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The full list:

Best Motion Picture – Drama

“Black Panther”

“BlacKkKlansman”

“Bohemian Rhapsody”

“If Beale Street Could Talk”

“A Star Is Born”

Best Actress in a Motion Picture – Drama

Glenn Close (“The Wife”)

Lady Gaga (“A Star Is Born”)

Nicole Kidman (“Destroyer”)

Melissa McCarthy (“Can You Ever Forgive Me?”)

Rosamund Pike (“A Private War”)

Best Actor in a Motion Picture – Drama

Bradley Cooper (“A Star Is Born”)

Willem Dafoe (“At Eternity’s Gate”)

Lucas Hedges (“Boy Erased”)

Rami Malek (“Bohemian Rhapsody”)

John David Washington (“BlacKkKlansman”)

Best Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy

“Crazy Rich Asians”

“The Favourite”

“Green Book”

“Mary Poppins Returns”

“Vice”

Best Actress in a Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy

Emily Blunt (“Mary Poppins Returns”)

Olivia Colman (“The Favourite”)

Elsie Fisher (“Eighth Grade”)

Charlize Theron (“Tully”)

Constance Wu (“Crazy Rich Asians”)

Best Actor in a Motion Picture – Musical or Comedy

Christian Bale (“Vice”)

Lin-Manuel Miranda (“Mary Poppins Returns”)

Viggo Mortensen (“Green Book”)

Robert Redford (“The Old Man & the Gun”)

John C. Reilly (“Stan & Ollie”)

Best Actress in a Supporting Role in any Motion Picture

Amy Adams (“Vice”)

Claire Foy (“First Man”)

Regina King (“If Beale Street Could Talk”)

Emma Stone (“The Favourite”)

Rachel Weisz (“The Favourite”)

Best Actor in a Supporting Role in any Motion Picture

Mahershala Ali (“Green Book”)

Timothee Chalamet (“Beautiful Boy”)

Adam Driver (“BlacKkKlansman”)

Richard E. Grant (“Can You Ever Forgive Me?”)

Sam Rockwell (“Vice”)

Best Motion Picture – Animated

“Incredibles 2”

“Isle of Dogs”

“Mirai”

“Ralph Breaks the Internet”

“Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse”

Best Motion Picture – Foreign Language

“Capernaum”

“Girl”

“Never Look Away”

“Roma”

“Shoplifters”

Best Director – Motion Picture

Bradley Cooper (“A Star Is Born”)

Alfonso Cuaron (“Roma”)

Peter Farrelly (“Green Book”)

Spike Lee (“BlacKkKlansman”)

Adam McKay (“Vice”)

Best Screenplay – Motion Picture

Alfonso Cuaron (“Roma”)

Deborah Davis and Tony McNamara (“The Favourite”)

Barry Jenkins (“If Beale Street Could Talk”)

Adam McKay (“Vice”)

Peter Farrelly, Nick Vallelonga, Brian Currie (“Green Book”)

Best Original Score – Motion Picture

Marco Beltrami (“A Quiet Place”)

Alexandre Desplat (“Isle of Dogs”)

Ludwig Göransson (“Black Panther”)

Justin Hurwitz (“First Man”)

Marc Shaiman (“Mary Poppins Returns”)

Best Original Song – Motion Picture

“All the Stars” (“Black Panther”)

“Girl in the Movies” (“Dumplin’”)

“Requiem For a Private War” (“A Private War”)

“Revelation’ (“Boy Erased”)

“Shallow” (“A Star Is Born”)

Best Television Series – Drama

“The Americans”

“Bodyguard”

“Homecoming”

“Killing Eve”

“Pose”

Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series – Drama

Caitriona Balfe (“Outlander”)

Elisabeth Moss (“The Handmaid’s Tale”)

Sandra Oh (“Killing Eve”)

Julia Roberts (“Homecoming”)

Keri Russell (“The Americans”)

Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series – Drama

Jason Bateman (“Ozark”)

Stephan James (“Homecoming”)

Richard Madden (“Bodyguard”)

Billy Porter (“Pose”)

Matthew Rhys (“The Americans”)

Best Television Series – Musical or Comedy

“Barry” (HBO)

“The Good Place” (NBC)

“Kidding” (Showtime)

“The Kominsky Method” (Netflix)

“The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel” (Amazon)

Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series – Musical or Comedy

Kristen Bell (“The Good Place”)

Candice Bergen (“Murphy Brown”)

Alison Brie (“Glow”)

Rachel Brosnahan (“The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel”)

Debra Messing (“Will & Grace”)

Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series – Musical or Comedy

Sacha Baron Cohen (“Who Is America?”)

Jim Carrey (“Kidding”)

Michael Douglas (“The Kominsky Method”)

Donald Glover (“Atlanta”)

Bill Hader (“Barry”)

Best Television Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television

“The Alienist” (TNT)

“The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story” (FX)

“Escape at Dannemora” (Showtime)

“Sharp Objects” (HBO)

“A Very English Scandal” (Amazon)

Best Performance by an Actress in a Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television

Amy Adams (“Sharp Objects”)

Patricia Arquette (“Escape at Dannemora”)

Connie Britton (“Dirty John”)

Laura Dern (“The Tale”)

Regina King (“Seven Seconds”)

Best Performance by an Actor in a Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television

Antonio Banderas (“Genius: Picasso”)

Daniel Bruhl (“The Alienist”)

Darren Criss (“The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story”)

Benedict Cumberbatch (“Patrick Melrose”)

Hugh Grant (“A Very English Scandal”)

Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Series, Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television

Alex Borstein (“The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel”)

Patricia Clarkson (“Sharp Objects”)

Penelope Cruz (“The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story”)

Thandie Newton (“Westworld”)

Yvonne Strahovski (“The Handmaid’s Tale”)

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Series, Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television

Alan Arkin (“The Kominsky Method”)

Kieran Culkin (“Succession”)

Edgar Ramirez (“The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story”)

Ben Whishaw (“A Very English Scandal”)

Henry Winkler (“Barry”)

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