BREAKING BRAD

Donald Trump is insinuating that the Ricketts family has some dark secret. Hey, Trump, I think by now everybody knows they own the Cubs.

I read that Lincoln has a huge pothole problem. I am so sick of Lincoln trying to be Omaha.

An Omaha family won "Family Feud" and then showed host Steve Harvey how to "step." Now if someone can just show him how to read a cue card at a beauty pageant.

A 69-year-old civil servant in Spain was fined after not showing up for work for six years. He did not show up for work for six years and no one noticed. This sounds like my dream job.

I missed my calling. First thing Monday I go into training to be a civil servant in Spain.

The SAT of the future may no longer contain an essay section. Sure, kids today hate to write. Instead of penning an essay, the kids will just post their favorite emoji.

For Brad's latest musings, go to Omaha.com/Dickson

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