BREAKING BRAD

There's a debate over whether the next Nebraska governor should live in the Governor's Mansion. I think I speak for many Nebraskans when I say that if it will save tax money, I'm all for getting the governor a room at the Y.

If elected, Pete Ricketts may opt to live in Omaha and commute 50 miles to work. Hey, that worked for a while for members of the MECA board.

Northwestern is reportedly planning to use potted plants to hide the empty seats in its football stadium. This might also be a good idea for Jim Jenkins campaign rallies.

People are still buzzing about the celebrity photo hacking scandal. To prevent this from happening again, Apple has vowed to toughen its security questions. Out is: "Name a number between eight and 10." The FBI is looking into a celebrity nude photo scandal. Apparently we have terrorism under control? According to Conde Nast Traveler, the least friendly city in the U.S. is Newark, New Jersey. When reached for comment, residents said, "Shove it."

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