Hansen: Are redheads going extinct?
"Mad Men" cast member Christina Hendricks.
Posted: Thursday, May 23, 2013 12:00 am
I am the modern-day dinosaur. The Internet sayeth, and thus it must be so.
I lumber around Omaha, my size 9 Adidas leaving fresh imprints in the wet soil. I tear apart huge chunks of flesh with my jaws and roar ferociously, at least when I eat dinner at Johnny's Cafe.
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