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Brad's afternoon edition.
* On Saturday night, downtown Omaha streets were closed for the "Glow Run." I saw all these people who were glowing and running; for a second I thought the Fort Calhoun nuclear plant had reopened.
* For the first time since the birth of his son, Prince William emerged from seclusion to do an interview with CNN. Because it's CNN, Prince William was incorrectly identified as actor Billy Baldwin.
* About 4,000 people gathered in Seattle to attempt to set a world record for "biggest water balloon fight" but fell short. Now that's a slacker weekend. "What'd you do on Sunday?" "Ah, I tried to set a water balloon record but failed."
* There were 300,000 water balloons and 4,000 people having a water balloon fight. This sounds like something that'd air on ESPN2 on the first day of college football season.
* I wouldn't say President Obama has spent a lot of time vacationing, but when he returned to the White House on Sunday from Martha's Vineyard, first dog Bo didn't recognize him.
* According to a new poll, most people don't want to live past age 90. That may have something to do with their Social Security running out at 66.
* According to a poll, most people don't want to live past 90. I don't know who was polled, but we can pretty much rule out a bunch of 89-year-olds.
* Sure, people don't want to live past 90. At 89, your dream of one day playing for the Boston Celtics is still alive. But then, at 90 ... poof!
* In Thailand, a new “elephant band” consists of musicians playing instruments while riding elephants. The Maha Music Festival loves unique voices so much, next year this group is headlining.
* The Olsen Twins are accused of ripping off their clothing line from another designer. Who would that be - the inventor of the ugly sweater party?
* Linday Lohan's interview with Oprah Winfrey aired Sunday night. It's just a good thing Lohan wasn't interviewed by Barbara Walters. All the questions would have been about the royal baby.
* Ohio State football introduced new alternative uniforms. They're orange jumpsuits.
* The CIA has admitted that Area 51 exists. It had no choice after A-Rod's associates leaked the information.
* Benches cleared during the Rex Sox-Yankees game after Ryan Dempster hit Alex Rodriguez with a pitch. A-Rod was shoved, taunted, cursed; and that was just by his own Yankee teammates.
* During the Red Sox-Yankees game, the benches cleared after Alex Rodriguez was hit by a pitch thrown by Ryan Dempster. The bad blood occurred after reports A-Rod may take the fifth, and Red Sox pitchers took that to mean he's going to steal the vodka from their bullpen.
* This is interesting - after hitting A-Rod, the ball split in two.
* Texas A& M quarterback Johnny Manziel is reportedly under NCAA investigation. I believe Manziel is being investigated by the NCAA's “Who Couldn't See This Coming?” committee.
* It's getting bad in college football. Hear the latest? Georgia has been forced to sit Uga IX after allegations he signed 800 autographs in exchange for milkbones.
* Over the weekend outside Seattle, Hempfest 2013 took place. It's the second largest gathering of marijuana users right after the NBA Players Association meetings.