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Brad's afternoon edition. Click here for Brad's morning jokes.
* In Pamplona, Spain, the Running of the Bulls is under way. There's a similar thing in Lincoln called Running After Matt Damon.
* Omaha City Councilman Pete Festersen may try to oust Rep. Lee Terry. In order to accomplish that, at this point, I believe it means we're talking another coup.
* Jazz on the Green begins tonight in Turner Park. Because this is Omaha, the cool, laid-back strands of jazz will be halted midway for a 90-minute intermission featuring bottle rockets and M-80s.
* At the George Zimmerman trial, a dummy was used for demonstration purposes. Because it's Florida, the dummy was then elected foreman of the jury.
* The U.S. Senate allowed student loan rates to double. You combine this with bank CD rates being at all-time lows, and we have a balanced government -- Congress is screwing over the young and old, simultaneously.
* In Great Britain, a house is for sale even though it's about to fall off a cliff. I understand the real estate listing reads: "Great opportunity for those looking to travel."
* In China, a new government edict requires children to visit their aging parents. You think we have some awkward holiday family gatherings in the U.S.? Picture China. "Happy holidays. I'm here by government order."
* There is online video of a car driving up Pikes Peak. At first, I thought it was somebody looking for parking at the U.S. Senior Open.
* According to reports, David Beckham turned down an offer to tryout for an unnamed NFL team. Considering he's a 38-year-old man who's never played the sport, I think we can narrow it down to the Jets and -- well, it must've been the Jets.
* New York Jets' head coach Rex Ryan was spotted running with the bulls. He could be trampled and gored. In New York City, that's known as "the postgame press conference."
* Here's the amazing thing: To escape the enormous, deadly bulls, Ryan was trotting half as fast as most NFL coaches trying to get away from the sideline reporter at halftime.
* Gary Player, 77, appears semi-nude in ESPN Magazine's The Body issue. It's still less offensive than John Daly posing in pants.
* I'm not sure why ESPN: The Body Issue is featuring a 77-year-old golfer, but we can pretty much rule out "popular demand."
* The World University Games are taking place. It's the U.S. against every country that has rejected Edward Snowden.