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Brad's afternoon edition. Read his morning edition.
* Tropical Storm Chantal is churning toward the Lesser Antilles. The weather folks may have better luck getting people to pay attention to the warnings if the storms don't sound like a new fragrance.
* The Running of the Bulls is underway in Pamplona, Spain. Participants may be gored and trampled. It's sort of Spain's version of going to Westroads when Justin Bieber's in town.
* I understand Omaha may be in line to host the Senior Running of the Bulls.
* In Pamplona, the Running of the Bulls is underway. In Washington, members of Congress have returned. I'll leave it to you to decide which will do more damage.
* For the first time in 77 years, a British man, Andy Murray, won Wimbledon. The Brits were so thrilled that they reacted by nodding perceptibly.
* Now Prince William and Kate are pretty much obligated to name their baby "Andy."
* Shakespeare on the Green is underway in Elmwood Park. Because it's Omaha, Romeo and Juliet are waving sparklers during Act Two.
* Lawmakers from both parties agree that any country that offers asylum to Edward Snowden pits itself against the U.S. That is amazing. I mean, just the part about lawmakers from both parties agreeing on something.
* Still stuck in a Russian airport, Edward Snowden has applied for asylum in 20 other countries. It's his new “Anything's gotta be better than this” plan.
* Joey Chestnut is recovering from setting a record at the Nathan's hot dog eating contest when he scarfed down 69 in 10 minutes. You know, instead of the NFL, maybe the White House should tie ObamaCare to this event.
* Anthony Weiner is featured in a new exhibit at the “Museum of Sex” in New York City. Remember when we used to have politicians who were worth honoring on Mount Rushmore?
* A man in Florida is accused of stealing $2 million in toys from Toys R Us. Do you have any idea how many Toys R Us toys that works out to? About three.
* All we know about the man is there's a good chance he's the father of a spoiled kid.
* Cincinnati Reds pitcher Homer Bailey pitched his second career no-hitter. This is believed to make him the most successful man named Homer ever.
* After Cincinnati Reds pitcher Homer Bailey threw a no-hitter, the crowd of almost 27,000 was chanting “Homer! Homer!” After sitting through the College World Series, I was just glad to hear someone shouting “Homer!”
* Tulsa is making a play for the 2024 Summer Olympics. Actually, compared to holding a home run derby at TD Ameritrade Park, Tulsa hosting the Olympics doesn't seem like such a stretch.
* The 35th annual Toe Wrestling World Championships recently ended in England. If you've seen all 35, you may want to look for a hobby.