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Brad's afternoon edition. Click here to read his morning edition.
* Omaha has received three inches of rain in the past week. Bill Randby delivered his latest forecast from inside a sump pump pit.
* Six-term U.S. Senator Max Baucus (D-Mont.) has announced he will not seek re-election in 2014. Rep. Lee Terry said: "Six terms in Washington? You're barely through the apprentice stage."
* Apple releases earnings after the closing bell on Tuesday. An Apple earnings report is sort of like the weathercast in Omaha -- you know it's probably going to be awful, but you can't help but look.
* Cher just completed her 26th album. While that may sound like a lot, she's on her 28th nose.
* In Santa Cruz, Calif., a sea lion began bobbing its head in rhythm to the disco song "Boogie Wonderland." Then "Gangnam Style" came on the radio, and the sea lion shouted, "Turn that noise off!"
* This supposedly proves that sea lions enjoy music. I’d challenge the assertion that "Boogie Wonderland" constitutes music.
* It was an experiment conducted in the water at a Sea World-type place in Santa Cruz. Then the scientist played some Nickelback, and three whales tried to beach themselves.
* An 18-pound tortoise went missing from a museum in Dubuque, Iowa. This is gonna look pretty bad if we learn he outran the security guard.
* NBC sportscaster Al Michaels was arrested on suspicion of DUI. I guess his blood alcohol level was higher than the Nielsen ratings for most NBC programs.
* On Saturday, a 5K run/walk was held at UNO. Or, as that used to be called: Racing to your first class from your parking spot.
* A Green Bay Packers fan who was on a 37-year waiting list finally got tickets. The good news is, with global warming, the frozen tundra is 11 degrees warmer than when he applied.
* The Atlanta Falcons signed free agent defensive end Osi Umenyiora to a two-year contract. The clock is ticking. This gives the Falcons’ play-by-play guy 24 months to learn to pronounce “Osi Umenyiora.'