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Brad's morning edition. Check back this afternoon for more jokes from Brad.
* After a beautiful weekend, cooler weather and light snow have returned to eastern Nebraska. All the Omaha mayoral candidates are blaming each other.
* If it's snowing on Tuesday, election turnout could be close to zero.
* Less than 24 hours until the Omaha mayoral primary. That means the candidates only have time to lob another 150 outrageous insults at their opponents.
* Douglas County Election Commissioner Dave Phipps predicted there will be an 18 percent turnout on Tuesday. Here's the amazing thing: 19 percent of Omahans are running for mayor.
* Mayor Jim Suttle attributes the low predicted turnout to there being fewer homeless people.
* Today is April Fools' Day. April Fools' Day is, of course, when we honor people who filled out brackets for this year's NCAA basketball tournament.
* We already had Presidents Day. This is April Fools' Day, when we honor vice presidents, OPPD executives and reality show contestants.
* In the NCAA men's basketball tournament, Wichita State defeating Ohio State proves that the Missouri Valley is superior to the Big Ten in basketball quality ... April Fool.
* Wichita State made the Final Four for the first time in 48 years. Let's hope this cocky bunch doesn't expect to make it every 48 years.
* For the first time in 17 years, New York City has a country music radio station. To put that in perspective, in that 17 years there have been 1,586 televised country music awards show.
* The best thing about the new celebrity diving show “Splash” is the variety of dives on display. There's the front belly flop, the reverse belly flop, the half pike into a belly flop and the amazing “feet first while holding your nose” dive.
* According to a false news report, three trained attack dolphins escaped from a Ukrainian naval training facility. OK, so while we're being told we have nothing to fear from North Korea, I think I can safely add that we don't have much to fear from the Ukraine either.
* Singer/rapper PSY is changing his new single because it may offend certain ethnic groups. That's not to be confused with his last single, “Gangnam Style,” which offended music lovers.
* Florida Gulf Coast basketball coach Andy Enfield may go to the pros. That's right, he's being courted by USC.
* Pro wrestler Big Show is a former Wichita State basketball player. Who says the Wichita State job-placement program is lacking?