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Brad's afternoon edition. Click here to read his morning edition.
* The U.S. Postal Service announced that, starting in August, there will be no Saturday delivery. It doesn't take effect till August because it has to notify all the post offices by mail.
* Soon, there will be no Saturday mail delivery. Also, postal rates just went up a penny. The new goal of the U.S. Postal Service: Go 24 hours without giving Americans any bad news.
* The Omaha Chamber of Commerce cannot support Gov. Heineman's income tax elimination plan. This is terrific news for Heineman's plan. When you look at the Nebraska Legislature's decades-long policy of opposing any entity with the word "Omaha" in it, now it's sure to pass the plan.
* At a press conference Tuesday, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell said New Orleans did a terrific job hosting the Super Bowl. At least I think that's what he said. As soon as Goodell got to "terrific," the power cut out.
* A U.S. attorney just announced that Lance Armstrong will not face federal charges. I guess the Justice Dept. figured being interviewed by Oprah was tough enough punishment.
* Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal called on members of the Republican Party to stop being stupid. One tea party member immediately asked, “Does this mean we have to drop our bill calling for the death penalty for those who dance on a Sunday?”
* Sarah Palin is out at Fox News. This will allow her to focus on defending her Iditarod title.
* There are plans to make a movie about famed, reclusive author J.D. Salinger. In a sad sign of the times, it will be called “J.D. Salinger: Vampire Hunter.”
* “Today Show” anchorman Mike Leonard retired after 30 years at NBC. He has seen dozens of faces come and go at the “Today Show” -- and that’s just in the past six weeks.
* There is an explanation for why Destiny’s Child chose to reunite during the Super Bowl halftime show. Apparently they’ve been waiting all these years to get back together at a time when they could follow Ray Lewis’ pregame dance.
* After the Super Bowl, one guy was screaming about how it was the greatest day of his life, and all his dreams had come true, and his goals fulfilled. It was the nerd who kissed Bar Refaeli in the Go Daddy commercial.
* To make it appear there are lots of fans in the stadium, a South American soccer team put dummies in all the unused seats. Food for thought, should the U.S. Figure Skating Championships return to Omaha.