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Brad's morning edition. Check back this afternoon for more jokes from Brad.
* Michelle Obama is sporting a new look – curls and a floral print dress. I'm guessing that each image on the floral print dress represents the state flower of one of the swing states.
* In Hollywood, Fla., President Obama said: "We know what change looks like." In Nebraska we certainly do. Change is what we have left after taxes are taken out of our paychecks.
* The Obamas just attended their family church. In order to find his family church, the president enlisted the CIA.
* President Obama's interview with Us Weekly magazine was just published. Thank goodness. Now we can go to the polls knowing what Obama sleeps in, what music is on his iPod and how he feels about celebrity baby bumps.
* President Obama has been wearing a leather bomber jacket on the campaign trail. Which is perfect if you're trying to win over undecided voters in Sturgis.
* Obama is campaigning in a leather bomber jacket. I keep mistaking Obama rallies for a rerun of “Top Gun.”
* Over the weekend, Mitt Romney campaigned with Kid Rock. Meat Loaf said: “I've been jilted.”
* Power outages caused by Hurricane Sandy could cause changes on Election Day. For example, instead of super high-tech electronic voting systems, in New Jersey there will be a show of hands.
* Both candidates are telling us what we need in this country. You know what we need most of all? A TV network willing to recognize that there are people in 42 non-swing states who will be voting too.
* The Obama campaign is accusing the Mitt Romney campaign of a blatant falsehood. Apparently, in a statement it referred to Romney supporter Meat Loaf as a “singer.”
* There are too many polls. I just saw a survey that among nonregistered voters named Eddie who recently moved from Bangor, Maine, to Lima, Ohio, Obama has a two-point lead.
* During the Giants' World Series victory parade, a gold Rolls Royce carrying coaches ran out of gas and had to be pushed. I saw these middle-aged men in a gold Rolls that was being pushed and assumed Romney was finally introducing his environmental plan.
* In an interview with TV Guide, Mitt Romney said his favorite television shows are “Modern Family,” “NCIS” “30 Rock” and “Friday Night Lights.” I'm not sure the country is ready for a president who watches this much TV.
* At least those are all pretty intelligent shows. You don't want a presidential candidate saying he can't wait to see “Wipeout” and “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.”
* President Obama listed his favorite programs as “Modern Family” and “Parks and Recreation.” It took until the last day of the campaign, but the two men finally found common ground – both like “Modern Family.”
* American Idol” champ Kelly Clarkson said she is a Republican but she's voting for Obama. I don't think she quite gets it because she said it's important for Americans to call in and save Obama from elimination in case the judges give him bad scores.
* Honey Boo Boo endorsed the president. Obama asked his aides, “Is she a celebrity?” After being told “yes,” Obama shouted, “Well all right then!”
* Casino mogul Sheldon Adelson gave $10 million to a Romney super PAC. Normally when Romney gets a check for $10 million, he's receiving his tax refund.
* Some are complaining that the CMAs lasted too long. There may be something to that. Taylor Swift left with a different boyfriend than she arrived with.
* The Oregon football rolled up more than 700 yards against USC. There is now a fine line between the yardage gained per game by the Oregon offense and the average American's morning commute.