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Brad's afternoon edition
* Sunday night Usain Bolt set a new Olympic record of 9.63 seconds in the 100 meters. That record was already broken by a member of the Obama campaign team after he spied a large campaign donor across a parking lot.
* A "drunken man" tossed a plastic bottle on the track before the men's 100-meter finals. A judo competitor sitting next to him slugged him with a judo punch. Nice. The only thing better would've been if a shot-putter was on the other side and a javelin thrower was behind the guy.
* Sarah and Todd Palin just visited the La Vista Cabela's. They knew what they wanted, heading directly for the "bear wrestlin'" section of the store.
* In the middle of Husker Fan Day, aliens from another galaxy landed on the 40-yard-line - wait, those were actually players in the new alternate uniforms. Never mind.
* Nebraska fall football practice began Saturday. This is sort of like the Summer Olympics, only bigger.
* With the heat in Nebraska late last week, people were said to be more irritable and short-tempered. At Husker Fan Day Friday, zoo officials with tranquilizer guns were stationed near Coach Pelini's table.
* A Greek high-jumper was sent home from the Olympics after testing positive for performance-enhancers. There are a lot of questions. Because he's from Greece, the biggest question: How could he afford them?
* Usain Bolt won gold in the 100-meter dash. I wouldn't say Bolt's run was impressive, but in the final 20 meters he passed a wayward North Korean missile.
* I wouldn't say the greens were fast at the Cox Classic, but two putts were later found in Waverly.
* Ndamuking Suh is being sued for $1 million by a passenger in his car after he hit a tree in Oregon. If Suh ever had to fork over $1 million, I always assumed he'd be leaving the NFL commissioner's office at the time.
* Tim Tebow was booed at his first “pad-less practice” for the New York Jets. Welcome to New York City, Tim, where players are booed before their equipment is even issued.